Outdoor Site Shocker!
Disclaimer: This post is somewhat adult oriented. So if you are a kid, read something else. And just by me saying that will probably make you want to read it even more, but at least I’ve done my part!
I always try to be somewhat of a professional for this site, but for today, I have thrown that out the door. I want all of you to be prepared for my sense of humor to shine through on this post. It just has to happen after what I came across yesterday.
I was surfing the net, trying to come up with an idea for a blog post for today, and I innocently did a search trying to find activities that would get kids involved in the outdoors at an early age. I wanted to know what kinds of activities, especially at a young age, would help kids to be involved in nature. As I was doing my research for that I stumbled across OutDoorPlaces.com.
This site is honestly a pretty good reference for outdoor activities, and even features a page that discusses outdoor kid safety as well as a page that discusses taking your kids on their first camping trip. What I was shocked to find was the link entitled Sex in the Woods. You read that right. This site actually has a whole page dedicated to helping people have sex in the woods. I about fell out of my chair from laughing. I honestly couldn’t believe that such an informative site had this topic featured on it. So you know what I did next don’t ya? Of course I read the page. I mean how could you skip something like that.
They actually give you background information on a number of things involving “shagging in the woods”, as they call it, and some of them even made me laugh out loud. I have to say that my two favorites are Bodily fluids are tough on sleeping bags, and When you roll in the hay, choose the spot wisely. Both very informative ideas and one’s I’m sure I’ll never use.
I think that this is just too funny. To think that someone took the time just to write a page involving this cracks me right up. I will now return to my regular blog posts that don’t involve me acting like I’m 12, but I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help it.
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I wasn’t going to look but I had to. Love the “If the RV is a rockin don’t come a knockin.” Even the get wild in the wild. Look what I’m missing out on from never camping or being in the woods.
You just never know what you will find while surfing the net.
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Thanks, Arthur, I needed that this morning. Even at my age!! Outdoor writing creativity is found most anywhere.
Come on Arthur – you might use some of those tips sometime… keeping the spark is all about variety right? I’d better shut up now ;0
Careful or you’ll get some of my swinger’s traffic… I can’t even write about them anymore because Google just keeps picking up those keywords in my posts and sending me even more traffic from that crowd. Now I also get people looking for swinger’s clubs in Turkey (the country, I guess because I write about turkey hunting) as well as in the lowcountry (I didn’t know we had so many in to the alternative lifestyle around here).
My favorite is the one about bear country. Really? It might be better to hold off? I’d never thought of that!
Oh, that is too funny. I wonder if they used field researchers to compile those tips.